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If this is not a bad bad fashion then I don't know what is...and what in the heaven's name happened to her face?Undressed!


I don't think her dress is a flub...it's gorgeous! what actually got me is the comment...very funny.
Undressed!
Peachy Scheme: One day, thought Jennifer Lopez's makeup artist. One day, when she least suspects it, I'll make her pay for her many crimes -- the forced lectures on the hidden gem that is "Gigli," the group "Jenny From the Block" sing-alongs, the Marc Anthony look-alike contests (for crying out loud, I starved myself for a week and still didn't win!). All I'll need is a little blackmail material on her stylist so there will be no argument when I replace her fabulous couture with that hideous whipped salmon-meets-undercooked poultry-tinted chiffon gown my mother wore to her Texas cotillion in 1976. Then, I'll slather on the matching peach lipstick and blush I borrowed from my mortician pal, all the while sweet-talking her into believing breast-grazing tan lines and Shirley Temple curls are so much hotter than, say, a just-off-the-runway Balenciaga. Soon, revenge will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine. (Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com)
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